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Pam Gaslow

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Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab

Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab

Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab is an emotionally frenzied memoir that reveals the terrifying and lonely world of addiction.

2022

Stories

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Published in
Slackjaw

I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny

I recently turned 50. I didn’t want to turn fifty. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

Aug 9, 2020

I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny

Aug 9, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

Today is my birthday. I didn’t want to turn another year older. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

Jan 15

Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

Jan 15

Published in
The Haven

Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder

Men’s “Stiffening Tonic” increases thickness . . .

Oct 17, 2024

Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder

Oct 17, 2024

Published in
The Haven

I Wrote about India, and the 355 Comments Weren’t Funny

In case you missed it, I went to India, which wasn’t funny. I wrote about it, and many people didn’t find it humorous. The drama in the…

Aug 30, 2024

I Wrote about India, and the 355 Comments Weren’t Funny

Aug 30, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce

Photo: Shutterstock

Jul 17, 2024

Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce

Jul 17, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition

I’m not getting on a plane to see a bird

Jun 6, 2024

Jun 6, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Unpopular Dating Profile Answers

How to stay single forever

May 29, 2024

May 29, 2024

Published in
The Haven

The Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement Award

Muchas gracias bitches! It’s such an honor to receive this award. Firstly, I’d like to thank myself for persevering, ignoring the haters…

Feb 14, 2024

The Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement Award

Feb 14, 2024

Published in
The Haven

Love Letters to My Haters

Thanks for giving me more material

Feb 13, 2024

Love Letters to My Haters

Feb 13, 2024

Published in
Slackjaw

I Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not Funny

Pam was a great person. She didn’t want to die. She tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

Feb 9, 2024

I Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not Funny

Feb 9, 2024

Pam Gaslow

Pam Gaslow

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Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo

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