“You’re 53?! You look great (for your age)!” I turned 50 three years ago and it wasn’t funny. Now I’m 53 and it’s a little different, but still not funny. What’s the difference between 50 and 53, you’re wondering? It’s three mammograms, three breast MRIs, and six abdominal sonograms. It’s…

The Fauda star is no-nonsense, despite attempts to the contrary After growing up on Long Island, NY amongst a generation of men who couldn’t change a lightbulb, Fauda, the hit Netflix series about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in Israel, was as refreshing to me as it was fascinating. The drama, suspense…

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A Somewhat Comedic Memoir I moved to Miami Beach in 2015. I hadn’t had a drink in almost twenty years, and it had been eight years since I smoked pot. I moved to Miami not knowing anyone and not having a job. No one there seemed to work, or work…

And other reasons I don’t like her — Alexa and I have nothing in common. She’s long-winded, too proper, and too politically correct. She’s like the school teacher I could never relate to and the therapist I never wanted. I can’t believe we share a bedroom. Alexa isn’t so great. She’s a compact plastic encyclopedia who tells time…

But there’s always next time — “Mexico City?” my best friend asked when I told her my weekend plans. “Why?” I can’t count how many people have told me not to go everywhere I’ve been. India — WHY? Morocco — WHAT FOR? San Jose, Johannesburg, Rio . . . What’s wrong with you?? People get killed…

This is too normal for me!! :)

He snarls at children, influencers, and anyone who starts a chat with “hey” — Back in 2014 a Craigslist ad about someone selling a Koala Bear named Gumnut went viral. A Man Selling His Koala Makes the Best Craigslist Post Ever If you've enjoyed this Craigslist post of a man trying to sell his Koala, you might like our other funny Craigslist…cheezburger.com I responded to that ad. This is what that looked like.

Good thing my eyes were closed — A year and a half ago I went to Argentina for a good time. While driving through the Andes mountains I met a specific llama who wasn’t very polite. I was following him around his village talking nonsense to him and I guess he wasn’t amused because all of a…