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Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab

Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab

Don't Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab is an emotionally frenzied memoir that reveals the terrifying and lonely world of addiction.

2022

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Pinned

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Slackjaw

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Pam Gaslow

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Aug 9, 2020

I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny

I recently turned 50. I didn’t want to turn fifty. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny

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Slackjaw

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Pam Gaslow

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Jan 15, 2025

Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

Today is my birthday. I didn’t want to turn another year older. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Oct 17, 2024

Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder

Men’s “Stiffening Tonic” increases thickness . . .

Dead Penis and Other Inspiring Email Subjects In My Junk Folder

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Aug 30, 2024

I Wrote about India, and the 355 Comments Weren’t Funny

In case you missed it, I went to India, which wasn’t funny. I wrote about it, and many people didn’t find it humorous. The drama in the…

I Wrote about India, and the 355 Comments Weren’t Funny

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Jul 17, 2024

Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce

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Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Jun 6, 2024

Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition

I’m not getting on a plane to see a bird

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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May 29, 2024

Unpopular Dating Profile Answers

How to stay single forever

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Feb 14, 2024

The Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement Award

Muchas gracias bitches! It’s such an honor to receive this award. Firstly, I’d like to thank myself for persevering, ignoring the haters…

The Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement Award

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The Haven

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Pam Gaslow

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Feb 13, 2024

Love Letters to My Haters

Thanks for giving me more material

Love Letters to My Haters

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Slackjaw

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Pam Gaslow

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Feb 9, 2024

I Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not Funny

Pam was a great person. She didn’t want to die. She tried hard not to. It happened anyway.

I Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not Funny

Pam Gaslow

Pam Gaslow

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Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo

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