Jan 14, 2024
You obviously have a crush on me and I don’t blame you. We’re not in third grade anymore so if you wanna ask me out, just ask me. But the one thing is I will not procreate with you. I am already 53. Sorry.
Written by Pam Gaslow
Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo