PinnedPam GaslowinSlackjawI’m 50 And It’s Not FunnyI recently turned 50. I didn’t want to turn fifty. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.·4 min read·Aug 9, 2020--146--146
Pam GaslowinThe HavenThe Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement AwardMuchas gracias bitches! It’s such an honor to receive this award. Firstly, I’d like to thank myself for persevering, ignoring the haters…·3 min read·Feb 14, 2024--16--16
Pam GaslowinThe HavenLove Letters to My HatersThanks for giving me more material·4 min read·Feb 13, 2024--15--15
Pam GaslowinSlackjawI Wrote My Eulogy and It’s Not FunnyPam was a great person. She didn’t want to die. She tried hard not to. It happened anyway.·3 min read·Feb 9, 2024--17--17
Pam GaslowinThe HavenI’m Running For President and It’s Not FunnyI can’t be worse than Kanye·6 min read·Jan 24, 2024--10--10
Pam GaslowinThe HavenMy Best Friend Had a Facelift and it Wasn’t FunnyShe literally couldn’t laugh if she wanted to·4 min read·Jan 20, 2024--35--35
Pam GaslowinSlackjawI’m 54 And It’s Not FunnyI recently turned 54. I didn’t want to turn 54. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.·4 min read·Jan 15, 2024--128--128
Pam GaslowinThe HavenI Went to Africa and It Wasn’t FunnyI traveled to Africa with my mother a few years ago. We got to Newark airport and checked our luggage. The guy who handled it was extra…·10 min read·Jan 6, 2024--86--86
Pam GaslowinThe HavenWhen the Guy You Met at a Bar Sleeps in a Race Car BedI walked into a local bar near my apartment in Miami on a Saturday afternoon to pick up my alcoholic friend who was visiting for the…·6 min read·Jan 3, 2024--14--14
Pam GaslowinThe HavenI Went to India and It Wasn’t FunnyI took two Xanax and a Malaria pill and I was unconscious the entire time·10 min read·Dec 4, 2023--360--360