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I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny

I recently turned 50. I didn’t want to turn 50. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway. 50 is both a milestone and a mindfuck, and not to brag, but I made it in one piece. I also made it without any unwanted pregnancies and no arrests. I didn’t…

Humor

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I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny
I’m 50 And It’s Not Funny
Humor

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Jun 27

Save the Foxes!

How Nicole Navarro went from volunteering on a farm at her local sheriff's office to starting her own fox rescue sanctuary in Key Largo, FL I was scrolling through Instagram when I saw a video of two adorable foxes “screaming” at each other like teenage siblings. I’ve always been intrigued…

Animals

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Save the Foxes!
Save the Foxes!
Animals

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Be Yourself

·Feb 24

13 Questions with Lior Raz

The Fauda star is no-nonsense, despite attempts to the contrary After growing up on Long Island, NY amongst a generation of men who couldn’t change a lightbulb, Fauda, the hit Netflix series about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in Israel, was as refreshing to me as it was fascinating. The drama, suspense…

Fauda

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13 Questions with Lior Raz
13 Questions with Lior Raz
Fauda

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The Haven

·Oct 3, 2022

Top Twenty-Five Stories I Haven’t Written

Narrowed down from 100 Friends With No Benefits I’m Done Googling How to Squirt You Lost Me at “Hey” The Aggressive Woman’s Guide to Crushing on Psychotic Israeli Men If You’re Looking for Me I’m Dead Now and Other Good Signs to Put in an Empty Fish Bowl Does He…

Humor

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Top Twenty-Five Stories I Haven’t Written
Top Twenty-Five Stories I Haven’t Written
Humor

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Be Yourself

·Dec 10, 2021

Don’t Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab

A Somewhat Comedic Memoir I moved to Miami Beach in 2015. I hadn’t had a drink in almost twenty years, and it had been eight years since I smoked pot. I moved to Miami not knowing anyone and not having a job. …

Addiction

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Don’t Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab
Don’t Bring Your Vibrator to Rehab
Addiction

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Be Yourself

·Jul 19, 2021

Alexa Isn’t Funny

And other reasons I don’t like her — Alexa and I have nothing in common. She’s long-winded, too proper, and too politically correct. She’s like the school teacher I could never relate to and the therapist I never wanted. I can’t believe we share a bedroom. Alexa isn’t so great. She’s a compact plastic encyclopedia who tells time…

Alexa

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Alexa Isn’t Funny
Alexa Isn’t Funny
Alexa

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The Haven

·Jun 7, 2021

I Went to Mexico City and Didn’t Get Kidnapped

But there’s always next time — “Mexico City?” my best friend asked when I told her my weekend plans. “Why?” I can’t count how many people have told me not to go everywhere I’ve been. India — WHY? Morocco — WHAT FOR? San Jose, Johannesburg, Rio . . . What’s wrong with you?? …

Humor

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I Went to Mexico City and Didn’t Get Kidnapped
I Went to Mexico City and Didn’t Get Kidnapped
Humor

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May 19, 2021

Now, i'm just wondering what the Pam Gaslow version of this post would have been !!!
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This is too normal for me!! :)

This is too normal for me!! :)

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May 17, 2021

How to Put Your Koala Bear Up for Adoption

He snarls at children, influencers, and anyone who starts a chat with “hey” — Back in 2014 a Craigslist ad about someone selling a Koala Bear named Gumnut went viral. A Man Selling His Koala Makes the Best Craigslist Post Ever If you've enjoyed this Craigslist post of a man trying to sell his Koala, you might like our other funny Craigslist…cheezburger.com I responded to that ad. This is what that looked like.

Animals

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How to Put Your Koala Bear Up for Adoption
How to Put Your Koala Bear Up for Adoption
Animals

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The Haven

·Apr 21, 2021

A Llama Spit in My Face and It Wasn’t Funny

Good thing my eyes were closed — A year and a half ago I went to Argentina for a good time. While driving through the Andes mountains I met a specific llama who wasn’t very polite. I was following him around his village talking nonsense to him and I guess he wasn’t amused because all of a…

Humor

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A Llama Spit in My Face and It Wasn’t Funny
A Llama Spit in My Face and It Wasn’t Funny
Humor

3 min read

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Pam Gaslow

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Comedian and top writer in humor. Miami based. IG: @pamgaslow, pam@pamgaslow.com. Subscribe to my mailing list: https://upscri.be/fpacdo

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